The Eatsdropper wants it tempura-ized
I mean, really, isn’t everything better tempura-ized? Keep sending in your flash-fried tidbits to eatsdropper-at-seantimberlake-dot-com.
Manager, setting a plate of pasta in front of woman diner with a flourish:
"Your tag-li-a-tell"
Woman, wide-eyed, waits until he is out of earshot and whispers to her dining partner:
"I don’t think he said that right."
Jewish BLT eater: "I stabbed my lip with a piece of bacon today. It was so biblical."
– Eatsdropped by Shelly in her home
Diner, to server, pointing to item on menu: "Can you tempura-ize that?"
– Eatsdropped by yours truly at Eiji
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As long as they’re not asking to have a pork rib tempura-ized, it should be okay.
And hopefully it wasn’t sushi!
lol i cant even tell what the manager was attempting to say in the first one…
I had a waitress in a swanky Vancouver correct me once when I ordered tagliatelle.
Her: “Wha?”
Me: “The tah-(l)yah-TEL-eh”
Her: “Oh, you mean the TAG-lee-ah-TELLY?”
She was also the one who told Cameron that he must’ve ordered the Belgian beer (which came in a large bottle) because he wanted to get “hammered fast”. 8|
This Eatsdropper gig is genius! Nice idea! Love all the quotes….especially the Jewish BLT eater’s. Haha. I never go near bacon.
“No, but I tempura-ized your mom last night.”
Totally the best comeback in that situation…