Omigod, guess what? I have a blog! Yeah, I know, I wasn’t aware of it either, evidently. Luckily a couple cohorts and I still have eagle ears for other people’s silly utterings. Granted, I’ve been sitting on some of these for, oh, three months, but hey, they’re still pretty fresh. And I’ll make you a promise — if you keep sending me goodies like this, I’ll keep posting them on my blog. Whatever that is.
Coworker: "I’ve never ordered from McDonalds, but it just sounds like a child’s dream."
– Eatsdropped by yours truly in our New York office
Friend: "Last week it was so cold and rainy that I almost debased myself and
bought canned soup!"
– Eatsdropped by Tea
Winery employee to wine-tasting customers:
"So, do you guys drink wine at home?"
Non-drinking Mom to wine-tasting offspring:
"Hmph. They need a bigger gift shop for people who don’t drink
Blonde 1: "This friend of mine has her own business and a new baby, and it just exploded over the holidays."
Blonde 2: "The baby?"
– Eatsdropped by yours truly at Il Fornaio