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The Eatsdropper is all aTwitter

In retrospect, I should have known that Twitter was the optimal place to troll for Eatsdroppings. Every submission in today’s roundup was either posted on Twitter or sent to me by a fellow Twitterer. You can still send me your items at eatsdropper-at-seantimberlake-dot-com, or tweet them yourself. Just make sure I’m following you, ok?


Guy with big slab of bacon, into cell:
    "No, I’m at Walmart. I’m not lying to you. I’m getting bacon. Come on baby, don’t be like that."

– Eatsdropped by Karina at Walmart      

Karina: "Um, probiotics yogurt starter?"
Snotty boy staffer: (Sniffs in disdain and annoyance) "We don’t have anything like that!"

– Eatsdropped by Karina at Whole Foods

Woman, early 40s, speaking to another woman:
    "It’s that time of year when I buy a rosemary plant just so I can kill it."

– Eatsdropped by Lisa at the farmers market


Oakland Hills MILF, after being given the lambic by her preciously gay attorney colleague:

    "Oooh, this lambic tastes like a beer wine cooler."

– Eatsdropped by Fatemeh at The Trappist

Woman #1: "What do you want for lunch?  We could do dim sum."
Woman #2: "What’s dim sum?"
Woman #1: "Oh, it’s tapas."

– Eatsdropped by Allen at Safeway

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  1. Eatsdropping is such a great fit with twitter! I’m watching you on Twitter now and I just eatsdropped something for ya on my twitter. 🙂

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