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The Eatsdropper has to wait for the ELDERS

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Man walking into Tartine:
    "I’m not really concerned because in my life I’ve knocked over, like, ONE glass of water."

– Eatsdropped by Stephanie at Tartine

Boss: "Where should we eat after the movies tonight?"
Coworker: "You could go to Monk’s Kettle."
Boss: "Hmm. Will it be OK for my vegetarian boyfriend?"
Coworker: "Well, it’s … food."

– Eatsdropped by Anita at work

Husband to wife: "How come you never let me do kinky stuff like eat off your boobies?"
Wife to husband: "What, like whipped cream?"
Husband to wife: "No, I hate whipped cream. I was thinking more of a pastrami sandwich."

– Eatsdropped anonymously

Little girl pulling back on even smaller boy’s arm, to let 30-somethings pass:
    "You have to wait for the ELDERS!"

– Eatsdropped by Stephanie at the Ferry Plaza Farmer’s Market

Waitess: โ€œThe bartender wanted me to tell you these are house-made Harrison cherries.โ€

– Eatsdropped by Anita at Level III

Ditzy girl digging into a decidedly not non-fat pizza with her boyfriend: "This is non-fat, right?"
Boyfriend, appeasing her: "Yes."

– Eatsdrpped by Jen at Beretta

Older woman to older man after he was admiring meats he can’t eat:
    "I’m so sorry. I feel so bad for you. I just feel so bad for you."

– Eatsdropped by Stephanie at Boccalone

Server delivering drink with orchid:
    โ€œYou can eat it. It tastes terrible but it’s edible.โ€

– Eatsdropped by yours truly at Red Lantern

This Post Has 2 Comments
  1. The orchid!? That’s where I have no words.
    Also love the non-fat pizza – I’m all for feeding diet-obsessed people nice and wholesome calories ๐Ÿ˜‰

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