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The Eatsdropper is a pork-atarian

Is it just me, or are the stone fruit off the freaking hook this year? It is summer's greatest gift, and also one of it's greatest poignancies, as the season is all too short, and soon we'll be left with just the sweet, juicy, sticky memories. Thanks to my diligent Eatsdroppers, another ephemeral thing is forever preserved; here's a summer crop. As always, send in your most delectable overheard morsels to eatsdropper-at-seantimberlake-dot-com. Cheers!

Cashier: "That will be $(Price of FroYo). Do you have your loyalty card?"
Customer: "Loyalty card? I'm not even loyal to my wife."
Cashier: " … "
Customer: *Laughs* *walks out*

– Eatsdropped by Jordan at YoCup

Waspy, middle-aged woman talking to waspy, middle-aged man:
    "So there we were at this wedding and Bob Hope was there. And on the other side of the fence they were giving a naked cooking class."

– Eatsdropped by Cranky at the Marin Civic Center Farmers Market

Between two men in line:
    "Wait, so your dog
is getting raw, organic meat for dinner and you're getting Domino's?"

– Eatsdropped by EB at Jeffrey's Raw Pet Foods

Woman, to her friend:
    "Tarian? Yes, I'm a tarian, a pork-atarian"

– Eatsdropped by Elise at a Michael Pollan lecture

Female tourist: "What are you going to order?"
Male tourist: "Macchiato."
Female tourist: "What's in a macchiato?"
Male tourist: "It has caramel."

-Eatsdropped by Mary at Blue Bottle Coffee

Guy at meat department: "You can use this steak for sandwiches or tacos."
Female customer: "Do I look Mexican?!"

– Eatsdropped by Alex at Whole Foods Market

Workman, remodeling a kitchen:
    "He brought his trophy wife.  And let me tell you, she wasn't winning no contests."

– Eatsdropped by Elise, in said kitchen

Woman to friend helping her move: "There's bacon-topped donuts in the dining room."
Friend: "Oh, that's … not right."

– Eatsdropped by yours truly in Noe Valley

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