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The Eatsdropper cooks with no salt

Nablo09.90x33Back on the road today, returning from several days in Sea Ranch. Here's a few tidbits to tide you over until tomorrow. Keep'em coming my way at eatsdropper-at-seantimberlake-dot-com. Cheers, mates!

Man talking to friend: "I cook with no salt. I use sea salt."

– Eatsdropped by Amanda on the 2 train

Student A: "I'd only eat THAT if I smoked a blunt" 
Student B: "Yeah blunts make food magical"

– Eatsdropped by EB in a college cafeteria

Guy with date confidently tosses a twenty into the bill glass, attempting to pay for their round of drinks. Bartender stands stoic, staring in anticipation.
Guy glances at the bill:
"Oh. I guess that isn't going to cover it."
Bartender: "Yeah, here we screw you before we get you drunk."

– Eatsdropped by Paula at 25 Degrees

Man at a booth: "Is that an English dish?"
Man at next table: "It's supposed to be."
First man: "What is it?"
Second man: "Bangers and mash."
First man: "From the look on your face, I guess it's not quite what you were expecting."

– Eatsdropped by Genie at Firkin & Fox/DFW

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