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The Eatsdropper’s chocolate chip cookies are oooooold

Happy Friday, kittens! I'm just back from a few days in Sacramento for a fun and informational trip with Muir Glen. I lived there for a relatively brief stint 24 years ago, and was really blown away by how the city has changed. With a maturing food scene and non-crippling housing costs, I almost wanted to move there. Almost. Anyway, enjoy today's installment of auditory morsels from the City by the Bay and beyond. (And be sure to click through on the eatsdroppers' names to see who some of these cool people are!)

Bus rider 1, to bus rider 2, reading a bible: "Is that the Old Testament or the New Testament?"
Bus rider 2: "Dianne Feinstein's chocolate chip cookies are oooooold."
Bus rider 3: "That's the Old Testament."

– Eatsdropped by Hugh on the 22 Filmore

Mission hipster: "Did you know that pasta is just literally flour, water and eggs? I KNOW! I know! I know!"

– Eatsdropped by Shaun outside Mozzeria

Diner: "Where's the rest room?"
Waiter: "Such a strange term, isn't it? I mean, you don't go there to rest." 
Diner: "Fine. Where's the shitter?"

– Eatsdropped by Nick at a restaurant in Pacific Grove

Neighbor: "Aww shit! Kate's got the smoker going. Our dinner's gonna suck compared to hers."

– Eatsdropped by Kate at her home

Shopper: "Whole Foods Kahala is the land of the militant trust fund healthy haoles."

– Eatsdropped by Sefania at Whole Foods Kahala

Heidi: "I'm too weird to be a trophy wife." 

– Eatsdropped by yours truly at the Ghetto Pig Roast

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