I'm still chuckling over this week's first submission, and I've been sitting on it since last Wednesday. Keep 'em coming, kittens! As always, I'm at eatsdropper-at-seantimberlake-dot-com.
Man to woman in sushi restaurant as they are about to enjoy dessert:
"You got two pineapple slices! How did that happen?"
Woman:
"It's yours. I took it because you were too busy obsessing about yourself."
- Eatsdropped by Diane at Sanraku Sushi
Male co-worker responding to ordering company lunch at Working Girls'Cafe:
"Working Girls ... can boys go?"
- Eatsdropped by Fanny at work
Sign next to where there were in fact samples:
"NO!! These are not samples. DO NOT STEAL!"
Tall white hippie man:
"Whoa, that's such negative energy to be putting out at the market."
- Eatsdropped by Shuna at the Berkeley Farmers Market
Visitor to friend, in front of the Zuckerman booth:
"But isn't it a conflict of interest to have deep-fried organic asparagus?"
- Eatsdropped by Anita at the Ferry Plaza Farmers Market
One year ago today ... I lost one of my favorite sushi places. (But its replacement is better ... shhh!)